Saturday, December 12, 2009

JOKES

Jokes
Here are a few jokes for a hearty laugh:

1. A Sardar was repeatedly buying movie tickets.

Finally the ticket seller asked-"Why?"
Sardar-" some stupid standing near the door is tearing my tickets"

2. A house was on fire with 25 people inside. A Sardar went inside and saved the lives of six men by pulling them out; but he was jailed.---Why??
Because all the six were Firemen--Ha! --Ha!

3. Lecturer: " Write a Note on Gandhi Jayanthi"
Sardar:' Gandhi was a great man; but Ma Kasam, I don't know who is Jayanthi.

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