FEW MORE JOKES

1. Boss; “Where were you born”
Sardar: In Punjab”
Boss: “Which part?’
Sardar: “ Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.”

2. A Sardar was removing a wheel from his Auto.
Passerby:” why are you removing a wheel?”
Sardar: “ Can’t you read the Board/ parking is only for two wheelers”

3. American to Sardar: “hamare desh me 90% shadi e-mail se hoti hai.”
Sardar: “ Kya bath hai! Hamari deah me 100% female se hoti hai”

4. Interviewer: “when is your birthday?’
Sardar: “13th December”
Interviewer: “which year?”
Sardar: “ every year”